I do not know yet . . . maybe I never will.
You’re Missing Out
Where my knowledge of British culture comes from
British Television: The Next Best Thing to Being There, I Assume
I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get better as a writer by writing, and whether that means that you’re writing a singularly deep and moving novel about the pain or pleasure of modern existence or you’re writing Smeagol-Gollum slash you’re still putting one damn word after another and learning as a writer.
(I just made that up. I imagine it would go something like: “Oh, the preciouss, we takes it our handssses and we rubs it and touchess it, gollum….no, Smeagol musst not touch the preciousss, the master said only he can touch the precioussss…. bad masster, he doess not know the precious like we does, no, gollum, and we wants it, we wants it hard in our handses, yesss…” etc etc)
—Neil Gaiman on fanfiction (via wibblywobblyotp)
BECAUSE THIS.
(via mycroftsmindtardis)
Neil Gaiman. Just wrote Smeagol/Gollum slash. Your argument is invalid.
(via roane72)
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ LOL?
(via ouyangdan)
smeagol/gollum is now my otp
(via weirdoqueen)
Made my coworkers look at me while I laughed. I could see them thinking WTF?
(via subitoallegra)
I don’t even know what to call this except funny
Good ol’ breakfast before duty!
Huh?
WHAT WAS THAT.
WOAH WHAT
THE CRAP
WHOOOOOAA CRAP
…
HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK
just a calm day on the front
wait what’s that noise i think its our communication system
THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO U COPY
SERGEANT BISQUICK WHAT IS UR POSITION
HOLD UR POSITION MAN WE’RE COMIN FOR U
THIS IS WAR
(via pearliebird)
The Dalek Relaxation Tape discovered
Your relaxation will be EXTERMINATED!!!
He does that a lot, I’m still waiting for my rocketship …
(via spockvarietyhour)
How have I never seen this before?
His poor lego blood, everywhere …
Only one time, Loser …
Bacon tastes infinitely better than those shitty little Eucharist wafers.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …
(via headlessbuddha)