theonion:

Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth

“I honestly thought he was just playing up to the far-right voters, because that’s what Republicans are supposed to do in the primaries,” said Grand Rapids, MI resident Dan Banks, who explained he had dismissed as manipulative campaign rhetoric Santorum’s assertion that President Obama would send Christians to the guillotine. ”But now it’s dawning on me that this guy means it, all of it. Every single thing he says is an accurate depiction of how he sees the world.”

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theonion:

Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth

“I honestly thought he was just playing up to the far-right voters, because that’s what Republicans are supposed to do in the primaries,” said Grand Rapids, MI resident Dan Banks, who explained he had dismissed as manipulative campaign rhetoric Santorum’s assertion that President Obama would send Christians to the guillotine. ”But now it’s dawning on me that this guy means it, all of it. Every single thing he says is an accurate depiction of how he sees the world.”

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    Hence his popularity in The South.
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    Oh The Onion. But seriously, I’m friends with a guy on facebook who actually likes Santorum.
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    This might be an case of parody so exacting that it’s the actual truth, but really, people already know this, OR they...
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    I cannot honestly tell if this is just a satirical news article, or a satirical news article that unfortunately happens...
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    I swear to god this could be reworded into an actual newspaper headline.
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    Not my fault he’s a nut
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